Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.