Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

Japanese Guy Jokes More Japanese Guy Jokes

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Shiitake Jokes More Shiitake Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.