What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!