Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

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What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg