What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

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Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.