What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians