What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Who'd win in a wresting match?

Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

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What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.