Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?

change??

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!