What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...