What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

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What Slenderman doesnt have?

Facebook.

What I hated the most in Facebook?

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Zombie Apocalypse Jokes More Zombie Apocalypse Jokes

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ