How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.