What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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What do you call an uncertain insect today?

A May bee.

How did the sperm cross the road?

I put the wrong socks on today.

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Sewercide

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I trussed you.

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin