What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!