Hey, get off me homes !
Paperback
Sewercide
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
I trussed you.
Cause the building collapsed, duh.
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.
I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
So ve it."
Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin
They kept Stalin.
Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
Juanted
Because they'll never be perfect.
To avoid car-pool tunnel!
Their mind
Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.
Cause I turn on the hoes
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
That's offal
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Matisse hurt!