Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.