Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

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What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.