Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What hurts really bad?

Frequency!

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide