How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."