Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

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Because he always looks down in the mouth.

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A circus has a cunning array of stunts

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter