What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

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Why are some girls so odd?

Because they can't even.

Why do girls wear so much make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.