What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

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he threw out the W's

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker