What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken