Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

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Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.