Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!