How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.