What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby