Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

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Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug?

Crack Rock.

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

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What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.