How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

What do you call not wanting to reminisce?

No-stalgia.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.