Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

they are both 8........

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.