Adobe-wan Kenobi
Paperback
What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.
Merci backup.
On their RRRRRRR drive.
They just don't believe in labels.
Pierre to Pierre.
Yarrrrrsync!
Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.
A **MIDI**-val file.
Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"
They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.
Because someone stole his thunder
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
RAR
A GOP Presidential candidate.
A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.
Dragon drop
Windows update message asking you to restart your computer
File compression
Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."
A PDFile.
You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)
The light's witch !
Because his wife needs him.
If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.
The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.
Relatively few
The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.
Per version.