How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

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Why does it take two premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.