What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

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What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

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Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Why do the Japs like Sony?

Because they made the Playstasian