What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

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What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut?

An -tuary!

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."