You stink at telling jokes."
When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.
He'll tell you.
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Because krypton gas is odourless.
Bo nose
Cause he always plays with Pooh.
Because it has a turd in it.
Humor is a shift of wit...
