What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.