How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

Bovine Jokes More Bovine Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

Gossip Jokes More Gossip Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.