What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

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What joke?

Exactly".

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

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Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy