Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Why men shop at Costco?

Because it's a hoe sale.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post