How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)