Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

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What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music