What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.