What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy