Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Condiment Jokes More Condiment Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce