How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

a brucea

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!