How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

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What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.