How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!