How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What is the most popular social media form at Hogwarts?

SnapeChat

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!