How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

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What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

What was King Arthur's favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !