How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod