How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

1forest1

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN