How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.